Get Lit with Sassy Candles Inspired by Old People Sayings

At Teeporium, we believe that candles shouldn't be boring. That's why we've created a collection of candles that are as sassy as they are functional. We even have a collection that is inspired by old people sayings like "poppycock" and "when pigs fly,". Oh, granny 🤦‍♀️.

Anyway, our candles are the perfect way to add some humor and attitude to your home and of those you adore enough to gift one to. In this blog post, we'll take a closer look at our collection and why they're sure to light up your life.

1. Old People Sayings: The Gift that Keeps on Giving: Old people sayings are like a never-ending treasure trove of sass and wit. They've been passed down through generations and continue to make us laugh and smile today. At Teeporium, we've taken these sayings and turned them into candle designs that are as hilarious as they are functional.

2. Candles that Speak Your Mind: Our candles are more than just a pretty design - they're also a reflection of your personality. Whether you're feeling sassy, snarky, or just plain over it, our collection has a candle that will speak your mind. From "talk to the hand" to "not my circus, not my monkeys," our candles are the perfect way to express yourself.

3. The Perfect Gift for Anyone Who Appreciates a Good Laugh: Our sassy candles make the perfect gift for anyone who loves to laugh and has a sense of humor. They're perfect for birthdays, holidays, or just as a fun surprise for a friend. Plus, they're practical and can be used to create a cozy and inviting atmosphere in any room.

4. Aromatherapy with Attitude: In addition to their sassy designs, our candles also offer aromatherapy benefits. The candle itself is made form 100% natural soy wax and cotton wick and come in the delicious scents of Vanilla Bean, Comfort Spice, and Sea Breeze. Our candles are sure to help you relax and unwind after a long day - with a side of sass, of course.

Conclusion: At Teeporium, we believe that candles should be as fun and sassy as you are. That's why we've created a collection of candles inspired by things we can relate too, like old people sayings that are sure to make you laugh and add some attitude to your home. So why settle for boring candles when you can get lit with our sassy collection? Browse our selection today and find the perfect candle for yourself or as a gift for a loved one who appreciates a good laugh!